{"product_id":"improper-cal-the-f-down-tea","title":"Improper Calm the F Down Tea","description":"\u003cp\u003ePremium blend loose leaf tea blends for when you're feeling a little sassy, but you're also a classy tea drinker. These hilariously named (and sometimes a bit profane) teas make the perfect gift. Pinkies up! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSip in, breathe out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTasting Notes: Lemon, Sage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnwind after a hectic day with this calming herbal tea blend, meticulously crafted to soothe your senses and ease your mind. Featuring a serene mix of chamomile, lavender, and mint, each cup is a tranquil retreat from the stresses of daily life. Ideal for relaxing evenings or preparing for a restful night's sleep, this tea promotes relaxation and reduces anxiety with its gentle, soothing properties. Whether you're looking to decompress after work or enjoy a quiet moment to yourself, this blend offers the perfect escape, ensuring a peaceful respite that helps you reset and recharge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne teaspoon in a cup of boiling water is all you need to make a bitchy brew. Makes 20 cups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIngredients: Green tea, Lemongrass, Tangerine pieces, Rosemary, Sage leaves, Natural flavors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSize\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e35G\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Improper Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48640044499172,"sku":"9996523","price":14.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2234\/0135\/files\/IMG-6535.jpg?v=1775098534","url":"https:\/\/thepourium.com\/products\/improper-cal-the-f-down-tea","provider":"The Pourium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}